gonna be off of this blog for the month of August plus the rest of 2day/2morrow have a good rest of ur summer xoxo

2bainzz:

it is time

2bainzz:

it is time

shoulderblades:

pre10tious:

i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now.

ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

officialadult replied to your post: past my elbow my arms are super super …

What does that even mean “more pale than a bucket” some buckets are pretty dark, this is not a good comparison smh

buckets are very pail

past my elbow my arms are super super tan but above it and my entire torso is more pale than a bucket i need 2 fix that

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

cappyrogers:

what in the fresh hell

cappyrogers:

what in the fresh hell

really really cool

rneerkat:

ive told y’all before, but my dad invented this thing called an OxBelt and its on Amazon! it’s a fitness belt that can hold two water bottles, your keys, phone, wallet, all the things you need on your hike or run. i like running but its hard when you have to either leave your stuff in the car or have it jangling around in your shorts. with an Oxbelt, everything sits snuggly around your waist which is super helpful. it comes in three colors, can be concealed under your shirt, and is comfortable. 

here’s me wearing one with a water bottle in one of the pouches

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and then here it is under my shirt 

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it’s only $19.99 which is such a good deal bc it’ll last a long time and make your exercise so much easier without compromising on comfort. 

it’s a fairly new business so to try to help my dad get it off the ground more, if you buy an Oxbelt and message me about it, ill follow you and draw you a picture of whatever you want a picture of (disclaimer: im not an artist). after you’ve tried the Oxbelt, if you write a review for it on Amazon and tell me, ill spend a day only reblogging from your blog. if you dont exercise, buy it for your friend who does! 

thank you so much and have a good rest of your day : )