relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[infiltrates biker gang] i hear picnics and outdoor games are illegal now. who wants to meet at the park this afternoon & break the law

imsirius:

I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x

subtleelevation:

legalicious Aubrey Plaza

subtleelevation:

legalicious Aubrey Plaza

billy: “na na na na na na na hotwire.com” 

shredward93:

Here’s a tasty one:
What do you call a sandwich full of American patriotism?
A USAndwich.

shredward93:

Here’s a tasty one:

What do you call a sandwich full of American patriotism?

A USAndwich.

me trying 2 flirt
me: rneerkat follows me on tumblr

mentahospital replied to your post: anonymous said:Isaac, I have room…

Isaac I love you but I feel like maybe you didn’t really answer this poor anons question? 😁 I only mention it because I wa just thinking about the same thing!

Billy sent me this message so thats why i was being silly, but if you’d like to know ill tell ya. honestly if you CANNOT stand them and doubt there will be any reconciliation or reformation, switch out and get a different room. if you dont wanna do that bc better the devil you know, you can either talk to them about it upfront and unsugarcoated, or you can put up with them and just hang out a bunch outta your room because tbh you only really need your room to sleep in. i d k

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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